OK. You’ve coded in C. You’ve hacked in LISP. Fortran and BASIC hold no terrors for you. You write Emacs modes for fun. You eat assemblers for breakfast. You’re fluent in half a dozen languages nobody but a handful of übergeeks have ever heard of. You grok TECO. Possibly you even know <shudder> COBOL.
Maybe you’re ready for the ultimate challenge…INTERCAL.